I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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