what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
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Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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