Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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