Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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