I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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