Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
His hands were made for my vagina.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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