By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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