That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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