perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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