But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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