We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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