Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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