Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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