We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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