Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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