Kiss
Puke
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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