This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
dude i'm inner monologue high
only you would photoshop your dick
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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