Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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