i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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