That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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