Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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