You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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