You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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