I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
pop tarts are not kleenex
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
