yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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