Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
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after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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