I have demons in me.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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