I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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