plz talk dirty to me
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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