I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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