When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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