How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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