I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
