I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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