it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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