Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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