If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
