It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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