Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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