Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
farters have to be the big spoon...
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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