Im at strip club and am horny
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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