I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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