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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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