To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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