My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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