Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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