He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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