i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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