i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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