Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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