Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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