shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You dont lie about slip and slides
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I need to calm my uterus...
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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