thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I am in a vortex of obligation.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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