She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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