Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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