I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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